Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Shoot My Foot?

 Maybe? till then I will just use the word to mean @#$ %&@# *%$#@& foot.

My options? Hmm .... well I am not the meany Spainish genocidal maniac (Oops they called them conquerors) Cortez was. When he and his band of goldlusters/thieves were being chased back to the sea by the Aztecs (who were just trying to preserve their own land, cultural and lives) near the Yucatan - he had his ships burned! Yep, he said NO options! We stay. Fight or die here.

Well so much for the history lesson. I have to look at options. I am a Liberal heart bleeder (in case you have not figured that one by now!). I like options, options, options! Hmmm .... but what could they be?



















I have no clue either. Obviously some are more appealing than others. Yet, at this point. A point pregnant with frustration, when the word utter is best used to describe something on these guys (oops gals).



Homer and a day drowning my ears and mind numb with The Pixies, Swervedriver, Sonic Youth, Foo Fighters, and My Bloody Valentine seems to hit the spot.

At this point I can kiss Vegas RR HM goodbye. My kiddos, and myself are doing a lot of the last option for Tucson.

PS - If you want me to still read your blog and be nice - DO NOT leave any dumb@** comment that states the obvious. YES! I know it is a chronic case of painful tendonitis by now! I know ALL about RICE, massages, trigger points, the anatomy of my ankle and functions of the Peroneal Tendons. So, thanks and as the immortal Julian Cope once said "World SHUT your MOUTH!" LOTS AND LOTS of comments about happiness, bunnies, rainbows, lollipops, sunshine and bubbles will be just fine though - plus highly encouraged. Thanks!

CHEERS!






11 comments:

Emz said...

YAY - say it how it is Slowmo!!

I'm sorry. That completely sucks no two ways about it. Bummer on the RNR Vegas. Rest for Tucson!! :)

I do kind like the head up the butt photo though - of course followed by the prayer one. ;)

Generation X (Slomohusky) said...

thanks emz you shut up to number one on my favorite person list.

ShutUpandRun said...

Have you tried RICE'ing? Sounds like tendonitis.

Just kidding. Don't hit me. And please don't stop reading my blog in case you do.

Here's to rainbows and milkshakes and fuzzy slippers.

Generation X (Slomohusky) said...

SUAR I am an addict. Both you and emz are tied.

Jennifer said...

Sunshine. Puppy dogs. Kittens. Bunnies. Rainbows. Chocolate candy. 1945 Château Mouton-Rothschild Jeroboam. Cupcakes. Chocolate cupcakes with vanilla icing while drinking 1945 Château Mouton-Rothschild Jeroboam after winning the lottery. Love and hugs to you!

Generation X (Slomohusky) said...

thanks jen! wow number one spot is getting crowded! :)

Amanda@runninghood said...

I love the head up the butt picture. thanks for your stool comment. I love reading your blog if that helps any. You have a great writing voice and I can tell you are a wonderful father to your children. Sorry...this sucks.

HappyTrails said...

Leave out illustration #4,5,7, & 9. Other than that, you could drag out Neil Young Live Rust and catch up with Cortez... Or just stick to the bunnies, puppies, yadda, yadda... Just have a good week!

rpd said...

OK, you know, this is really very funny! At least you have a sense of humor, a frustrated one, but a sense of humor none-the-less. I shall be very interested to hear what option you choose. :-P

Tara said...

Hahaha!! Have you tried icing the thing? And maybe some ibuprofin? I'm just kidding....really, don't hate me, you know what a jokester I am.
No, seriously, I'm so sorry Slomo. I know how much this sucks..trust me.
Hugs, bunnies, lollipops, and anything else that floats your boat. I have thought about becoming Bart Simpson many, many times lately.

Glenn Jones said...

Ugh. I feel your pain. In my knee....