..... runner trapped in his refrigerator eats his own foot!
Seems to be the best one yet! Although the head up the you know works. Especially, after an all day of ice strapped to my foot and 6 Advils (warning do not exceed more than 6 in 24 hours - phew I am safe!?)
I was hoping, wishing and praying (yes Burt Bacharach if you did not notice) I would wake up with only slight discomfort. With a feeling I could gut out the Vegas RR HM. NOPE! CATS! I was doing okay with that feeling till our daredevil orange tabby decided to make a running leap, launching herself at the Christmas Tree this morning. The dangling Cat in the Hat ornament was too much for her to contain herself. The tree went over along with my foot.
Pretty much says it all!
Okay, I was kinda hoping some anal person would notice I went right from utter to udder in yesterdays post. See favorite Steve Martin quote.
Okay, nothing new today. Ankle tendons feel fine once numbed by the ice. Once that wears off, depending on how I step (or diving to save Christmas Tree) - see the baby above.
PS - Oops forgot to mention my next posting will be 300! I am not sure what that means, but EMZ celebrated her 300th. So, anyone who wants to join me in celebration - I will leave the Refrigerator door open for ya.
7 comments:
You are hilarious!! How did the ankle feel after the numbness went away? Happy 300th post....I will be catching up on these posts after work today:) I would love to be your personal chef...oh and that Dicks Deluxe and Fries sounds amazing.
YAY! 300!! leave it open....I'm coming!! [will your cat play nice?] Cats scare the crap out of me. no joke.
HOpe your ankle feels better by Sat. I posted about pain relief patches this morning..Salonpas..they are AWESOME!!! You can get them at Wal-mart.
Congrats on #300! Two posts ago I hit 400...I had intended to mark it with a looking back post or something, but ended up doing business as usual instead.
Hoping your ankle starts behaving soon!
yay for 300!! I have no idea how many I have...hmmm, maybe I should count.
haha, you make me laugh - which I need on a Friday. Hope your ankle feels better soon. And, I'm looking forward to #300 - I have a feeling it will be good!! :-)
What is it with cats & Christmas trees? My parents' cat does the same. Hope your foot's feeling better & good luck in Vegas!
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